The NBA according to Jessica

Jessica on the Celtics

James: do you know anything about the celtics?

Jessica: YES! Rondo….

James: What position does rondo play?

Jessica: He’s a good player!

James: What position?

Jessica: He’s on the celtics!

James: What position?

Jessica: Fine, center.

James: No, just the opposite.

Jessica: Guard!

James: What guard?

Jessica: There’s only one type of guard!

Oh jessica…..just stop while you’re ahead……

Jessica wanted this on the blog. So her wish is my command….ENJOY!

UNRELATED TO NBA

Jessica: “What’s Iron Man?”

What other NBA teams are from North America??

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Jessica on her Cavs Jersey…..

“I don’t like lebron or the cavs but the colors look good on me!”

James: Did you see Kobe?!?
Jessica: Who did they play?
James: Memphis. What's Memphis' team mascot
Jessica: What's the first letter
Josh: G
Jessica: *stares blankly while all eyes are on her*
Jessica: You know what, I'm just not going to talk about NBA in this room.

x1mjess1cax (6:31:40 PM): I still didn’t kick your ass for that tumblr

x1mjess1cax (6:31:45 PM): Whose idea was it?

x1mjess1cax (6:31:50 PM): Yours?

eexwhyzee (6:34:02 PM): God

Minh: Glen Rice was pretty good on the Lakers…

Jessica: You’re stupid! That’s a FOOTBALL player!!!!

INTRODUCING JESSICA WANG

rebeltash:

*talking about the clippers games next week*
jessica-“where are the bobcats from? nebraska?”
me-“well clippers are playing pistons on wednesday, not bobcats”
jessica-“ohhh oh ya. where are the pistons from?”

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jessica-“wait, so where are the chicago bobcats from?”

REALLY.